Haha-times.

I encounter the most unexpected people in the weirdest situations!

Consider this, for example:

Teacher: *says something in hindi*
Me: (not getting it) What?
Some random guy sitting in front: *whispers* Herd Mentality, right?

I heard him but pretended not to.


Me, to S: What? Does that mean herd mentality?
S: (she doesn't know the meaning of 'herd mentality'. So she explains the whole phrase, word by word)...
Teacher: (he starts explaining it too)
The random guy: (interrupting the teacher and turning to me) GAWD! It means herd-mentality. Ever heard of it?
Me: Uhh, I kinda knew that, I was just asking her whether it actually DID mean herd mentality or not.
The guy: right, whatever, not a big deal.
Me, to S: I asked you. Uh. =|


The class gets over, and the random guy goes: I'm sorry, I was just kidding.
Me: *surprised* Huh. That's okay. =)


I COULD have told him how I didn't take any offense, because there wasn't any that was to be taken.. and I could have launched into a BIG speech!..

but I DIDNT!


Yay, me!!





This class was followed by one of the WORST classes ever. It was just a coincidence that my crush wasn't there when I was getting my ass canned.
I was TOTALLY red and blushing because I was embarrassed, but it didn't show cos I'm dark! Okay, thats ONE advantage!


Jeez.



I'm still listening to RHCP.

Go TEA!


*delirious*

Stuff.

I had exams.

You don't need to guess. They sucked. Totally.


I'm getting way lesser marks than I did last term. And everyone else is improving.


So I decided to make myself feel better by.. well, by listening to RHCP.






My best friends birthday is in less than 5 days!! I couldn't be happier! I still haven't made her a card or bought her a gift... but still. I can't wait for the weekend!!






My parents are really mad at me because of my marks. And well, the fact that I don't show how bad/guilty I feel.


Whatever.


My mind's a pretty big mess, but right now I need to go sleep!

Time is precious.

And I swear to GAWD, I'm going to write a kickass blogpost one of these days, when you least expect it!


XD

Wistful Thinking

Today, after class, me and my friends, the three of us, went to get some momos. Thats an East-Indian delicacy, just incase you didn't know. I didn't want to eat any.. so well, the two of them stood at the counter and got some.. and JUST when M started to eat hers.. this one guy from our class, a real cute one too.. calls her.
So she handed her plate to me and went up to him.




Apparently, he asked her out.






For the third time.




And when she said no the third time, he..


wait for it...



.. he started CRYING.




Is it just me or does the rest of the world think of this universally PATHETIC gesture as lame?
And pathetic, but I already mentioned that.


M looked pretty disturbed.


Because she "made someone cry".




For the love of GAWD, why?


Maybe it's just wistful thinking on my part, but this is like, the millionth instance of a guy from my class asking M out.

Wow.


No, really. Wow.



I'm a bit jealous, but she's my friend, so I guess I need to look at it nicely/positively.



But still.


He cried, you guys.



Oh, by the way. N was eating her momos and talking to me the whole time.


And I was standing there holding M's momos looking like an idiot.

It's Realisation Day, y'all!

Well, yes.

Technically.


* I have about 20 followers on twitter and about 5 times that many tweets (more than a 100)
* I have a splitting headache because even though I tried to study, I've been mostly day dreaming. And it's almost 6 PM now! The evening! Shudder shudder.
* I have no school friends on twitter. Well, I doubt they'd be active if they DID sign up.
* I'm cold. VERY.
* I've stopped reading FML because incidents started happing that were uncannily similar to the ones I read about and LAUGHED on.
Get it?
* I actually day dreamed about me and N marooned on an island. No, really. My imagination knows no bounds. And I feel pretty darn embarrassed stating this.
* If I don't get a boyfriend soon, I'm going to KILL someone. Ugh. I should totally make a new blog and rant on IT about my LoveLife AKA TehFailure.
* I still have 10 chapters left.
* Ooh, look, shiny object!
* Yes, I'm going crazy, and this has turned into a list. DAMN!

I love making lists. Take this one, for example. It wasn't supposed to be a list. But it's turned into one!


I'ma wash my face and come back. Well, hopefully, there'll be posts with some CONTENT in them in the future, I suppose!



I need to getalife. Yawn, it's an old thing now.


Tea, that's what I need!






Boo.






P.S: Trying to beat my computer keyboard. Yeehaw!

It's been the longest "year" ever.

I just read my previous post (posted in Jan) and it's been almost a year! 30 days more and the 365-day-absence mark would have been achieved.

Well, thankfully, not.

Um.

So, I guess you guys are raring to hear what all happened with me. Here's a super-short summary:

1] Twelfth grade, FIRST TERM (OMIGOSH)
2] Twelfth grade, SECOND TERM (on right now! OMIGOSH, twice)
3] Death and grief. Loads of it.
3] My IQ dropped by another 50 points. I think it'll go in the negative next year.
4] Flab - LOTS of it.
5] A weird aversion towards mathematics. I used to love it in tenth grade. What happened?
6] An obsession with my hair.
7] Frequent mood swings - wanting to get my hair straightened permanently, wanting to let it remain curly cos I love it so... stuff.
8] WANTING to buy a new phone.
9] Trying to improve my grammar and all that weird jazz.



Oh, and I'm going to comment on various TOPICS, so, hear hear.


Life:
* Is good. I have a nice bunch of friends, nice teachers, and a not-so-nice school syllabus.
I don't need to elaborate, do I?

* I have stopped caring about orkut and my 'fans'.
Totally! Infact, I might just delete my profile there.

* I have started tweeting instead. Yet to start caring about my 'followers'.
I used to hate twitter. I mean, I dislike it.. but there's something weirdly weird about having to write max. 160 characters. It's almost like a challenge. For jobless people like me.


Romance:
* I'm past my internet-crush days. Photoshopping is too widespread.
Oh jeez.

* I like a guy.
I still haven't mustered enough courage to tell him about it.
No, it's not rejection I'm afraid of; I'm afraid of my FRIENDS kicking my ass. Cos they HATE him. Some weird drama thing. I'll elaborate on that someday, although let me tell you, it's not that interesting.
Why DID he have to get into that tiff? Life is a bitch.

* Just looking at him makes my heart go whooooosh!
No, really. He's tall, dark and handsome. And ridiculously.. well, stupid. Not too cute, but since he's my crush, I'm supposed to gush about how cute he is. Oh, well.

Come to think of it, the only reason I'm insecure about telling him is.. well, my weight. He's really skinny, and I'm the exact opposite of that.

Still.

* Okay, so I'm one of those girls now.. the kind that thinks that.. well, that Ranbir Kapoor is CUTE!
I can't help it! He IS pretty darn good looking!

Tuition:
* FUN!
I went to M's house today and we had LOADS of fun.. haha, good times, good times!
She hit me with a ruler (scale).. and a while later, it broke. =P
No, it wasn't because of me. She sat down and didn't notice it there. It broke it half.
Oh and Ne had the best time too! Apparently, she'd gone to India gate with her bf (puchi-time) and haha, we were discussing that.. oh and M got slippers from Puma. It was REALLY pretty too - green satin with a white sole. KICKASS!

* Accountancy and Economics Classes started again today. Fun, fun.


Miscellaneous Stuff:
* I have an english exam.. and I can't bring myself to start studying!

* I have math homework. Goosebumps.

* I finally know how to tweeze! AND tweet! WOOHOO!

* OMIGAWD I realised that I made this blog during the eleventh grade. And I'm in twelfth grade now. *faints*
Time runs. You know, the cheetah kind.




So long, y'all.
N.



Psst.. I didn't name my crush, did I? It's N.
*wink wink*

Been painting the town red!

Yeah. The past few days just flew past and I realize NOW that I’ve been having the time of my life! Yeah, 2009 was celebrated with panache. I just remembered that word! How much more better could things get?! I even remember huge words! Woohoo!

So. After the New Year blast, I can’t help but look back and fondly recount every other detail AND tell you about it!

December 31st started out pretty normal. I mean, I didn’t realize till 7 in the evening that it was December the THRITY FIRST! The last day of the year!!

So, I quickly hurried home and asked dad to drink his tea fast and come buy stuff with me! And so, we went. We bought almost everything that was still available at 8 o clock.

I also bought a cake. A VERY delicious, black forest cake! Mmmm. I couldn’t stop thinking about it! =D

Turns out that we had this little party-like thing in our neighbourhood. Attended it, and had a WONDERFUL evening, talking away to glory.

That’s when I realised that I’m like my dad in almost EVERY aspect. Even talking! I was the only one talking and everyone else was listening. At one point, I thought I’d blabbered too much so I shut up and ate. =D

But that feeling lasted for about 2 minutes. There you go, I started all over again.

Hey, it’s not like I’m THAT boring a person. I can be boring around people (read: Wannabes and queen bees) who always, always want to talk about guys. Or talk TO guys. The more, the merrier. No wonder they change boyfriends, like, twice a week. :/

As if it were the brand of pens they used.

Anyhow. I came back home pretty late, but not THAT late. I started watching Clueless. And I stopped watching it after 45 minutes; I couldn’t stand it. So, I went and sat with dad. And then, slowly, the minutes started ticking by. I had been hogging all this while. Seriously, I’ve gained hell loads of weight! IT’s not like you wouldn’t when you drink half a Litre of coke all by yourself and then munch on choc chip cookies and eating Lays while watching some show on TV.

So, finally, it was TWELVE! Ta da..! =D

Happy New Year, folks! It’s 2009. ALREADY!
I cut the cake too! ^_^

2008 has been a really great year! VERY great - made new friends, realized a lot of stuff, got a new haircut, broke off some old friendships, had my fair share of fights, etc.
=)

So, that’s how Dec 31 went by. I slept at around 1, I think. 1 AM, on January the FIRST!

So, on the first, on 1.1.2009 (!), I woke up, took a bath and got ready for a party. I was looking.. normal. I wasn’t in party gear, that’s one thing. I don’t have any. Don’t snigger, okay? I’m fashion-sense less, duh!

The party was awesome! I didn’t eat a lot. Just drank coke (seriously, I’m addicted to it!), and danced. Danced like no one was watching. I’m not too coordinated or anything. Nor am I very confident. It’s just that sometimes, you want to dance. And this was one of those times.

Danced my heart away. And returned home by.. Jesus! I don’t know! I attended class (sigh). It was.. tiring. And I came back home, talked to one of my greatest friends (heh :P =) ) and went to sleep. And I got up at 1 PM the next DAY! That’s.. WILD!

So anyway, its past 3 AM now and I’m real sleepy. Hope you guys had a great New Year too. I wanna say so much more but it’ll take time and I really, really want to sleep.

~ Haffun, people. Hope you guys have a fun, fun year. =)

Randomity. And I don't care if it's not an actual word. Boohoo.

Biscuits and chocolate syrup. For brunch. And they were pretty tasty too.
I’d have taken a picture but I gobbled up the whole thing. And I feel all full and fat now. Uh.

So, I suddenly got around to thinking about Gone With the Wind (yes, the movie too!) and it’s just that I so hate Scarlett O’Hara. No, really. I like Rhett more. I really liked Bonnie, the pretty, spoilt kid but she died. That sucks, man.
And, what kind of a name IS Rhett Butler? Ick.


Oh well, I just came back from the kitchen (it isn’t THAT far away. Good for me.) and turns out there IS a bottle of Coke, a 2-day old burger and this one sandwich that I made yesterday. Oh, and more Chocolate syrup. Yum.

Hmm. It’s the day after Christmas and I feel all weird. I think it’s primarily cos of the cold. I love, love, LOVE winters but STILL. The chill and shit makes me feel all sleepy and stuff. And it makes me wanna pee too. But I’m not gonna tell you more about that, okay? Okay.

Well, yesterday wasn’t really special or anything. I got up pretty early, at around 9 AM, I think. And then my friend called up and asked me if I could come with her to Dilli Haat. Google it if you dunno what it is.

So, anyway, It was boring. Uber boring. Imean, hanging out with my best friend and her kid sister IS fun, but still. Going to Dilli Haat = boring.
There were too many people (Christmas day, remember?) and more specifically, too many couples. At one point, A (my friends kid sister) asked me to hold her hands just like those people there. :/

I did, and that was the biggest mistake of my life because she wouldn’t LET GO! I shouldnnt be cribbing about it now but, poor her. We went to Food Stalls, especially East-Indian cones (noodles and chowmein, mmm), and she started eating stuff. She accidentally spilled vinegar and kept mum after that.
And THEN there was a puppet show and A went all crazy and hysterically pleaded with me to take her away because she was so scared of those puppets. And all the while, my friend kept calling her a chicken cos she was so scared.
So, whatever. By the time we went back to my friends house, I was SO sleepy.. I could barely see. Or hear.

All the three of us snuggled under the covers. And then A kept tickling me and I finally got all mad at her and asked her to LET ME SLEEP!
And sleep, we did.

Heh. I think I woke up after 15 minutes. It was a catnap, basically. And I hurried home after that, I had classes.
The only thing I DIDN’T even imagine was that I’d fall asleep as soon as I reached home and I missed my classes. AGAIN. That’s the fourth time this month, by the way!
Argh. So, that’s what I did yesterday. I met my friends after the (other) math class and we sarted discussing weird stuff. Like condoms and shit. It sucked, believe you me. Me and M kinda ran away from R when she went on and on about it. M was all like, WTF has happened to her? Poor him, haha. I don’t think he has seen R this crazy ever. TeeHee.

So, well, anyways, I kinda lost my train of thought right NOW and I gotta run, so toodle-oo. May the new year bring peace and stuff of that sort. Pray for me, okay?

Psst.. My friend, R, she painted this ULTRA weird shade of nail paint on my nails. It’s PINK! Hear that signal going off on yer head? It’s girly and I hate, hate, HATE it! I still wonder how the hell I let her put it on me in the first place. Double ick. Icky, actually. :|