I’m gonna shine my shoes..

...for the fat lady. For my fat lady.


I just finished reading Franny and Zooey for the 100th time and it made a lot more sense this time. It always makes a bit more sense, every time I read it.

So, from now all, all my readers are going to be MY fat ladies. Yup. And I’m writing just for them.

=)

*Imagines a very Seymour-y look*

IHeartErichSegal. <3

11th grade, here I come!

No, I’ve already arrived. I mean, started 11th grade. Lemme tell you what it is like – HELL. Although I’ve never been to hell, I’m PRETTY much sure that hell = 11th grade. People who developed the 11th grade course should be fed to elephants.
Or dingoes.  Whatever.  

Of course, me being ME, I decided to be a stubborn little tick and not take up science. Well, its not like that. It’s just that I thought I wouldn’t have to study a lot if I didn’t take science. Except that I was TOTALLY wrong. SO wrong, that I wanna go back just a few months and take science and join an institute and all.

I mean, commerce uber-sucks. Actually, I think studies suck, as a whole. And I’m not even trying my best. Infact, right now apart from typing all this, I’m worrying about how I’m gonna finish the chapter, homework, more homework and ofcourse all my Pending work.
Thinking about all the work makes me think about all my RESOLUTIONS for the year 2008. You know, those empty ones that every other makes just for the sake of Making resolutions.
a) I’m SO gonna get off orkut and facebook and yahoo too.
b) I’m so gonna start talking on the phone less – landline and cell phone, both.
c) See point b), you’ll know why I resolved to never run out of balance
d) I’ll never run out of my internet bandwidth, which, to be precise, is a meager 400 mb.
e) I’ll study hard no matter what
f) I’ll complete my homework on time and also take time out for my guitar classes
g) I’ll start eating healthy AND exercising or atleast walking
h) I gotta stop day dreaming and start DOING stuff, u know, like, in reality. Otherwise, its like that huge castle in the air in yer dreams and when u get up, *PLOP* it bursts and yer sweet little dream is gone. Heh.
i) I gotta start doing well at school. I mean, okay, I’m just a mediocre student but everyone has such high expectations! I mean, dudes! Getalife!
j) I wanna start swearing. And I havta confess, its coz everyone swears and it sounds so cool. I hope I start swearing soon and get over it sooner.
k) Start reading the newspaper


Oh wait, those are my 11 resolutions. My 12th resolution – to blog REGULARLY.

Ofcourse, there is a never-ending how-to-improve-my-life AND make-it-efficient list. But then, its infinite so I really can’t list it out here. I think people will, like, EASILY fall asleep.

Oh by the way, I’ve decided to be, like, anonymous. Of course, a few people WILL identify me, cos this is the way I type, and well, if not unique, its Distinct, atleast.


~ There you go. My second post gets over. Heh. Shall I yay? Cos I yay for everything. So yeah, YAY. =D