Haha-times.

I encounter the most unexpected people in the weirdest situations!

Consider this, for example:

Teacher: *says something in hindi*
Me: (not getting it) What?
Some random guy sitting in front: *whispers* Herd Mentality, right?

I heard him but pretended not to.


Me, to S: What? Does that mean herd mentality?
S: (she doesn't know the meaning of 'herd mentality'. So she explains the whole phrase, word by word)...
Teacher: (he starts explaining it too)
The random guy: (interrupting the teacher and turning to me) GAWD! It means herd-mentality. Ever heard of it?
Me: Uhh, I kinda knew that, I was just asking her whether it actually DID mean herd mentality or not.
The guy: right, whatever, not a big deal.
Me, to S: I asked you. Uh. =|


The class gets over, and the random guy goes: I'm sorry, I was just kidding.
Me: *surprised* Huh. That's okay. =)


I COULD have told him how I didn't take any offense, because there wasn't any that was to be taken.. and I could have launched into a BIG speech!..

but I DIDNT!


Yay, me!!





This class was followed by one of the WORST classes ever. It was just a coincidence that my crush wasn't there when I was getting my ass canned.
I was TOTALLY red and blushing because I was embarrassed, but it didn't show cos I'm dark! Okay, thats ONE advantage!


Jeez.



I'm still listening to RHCP.

Go TEA!


*delirious*

Because its MY Curriculum Vitae.. HA! *sniggers!*

I made my Resume! WOOT!

To tell the truth, it's pretty pointless. I'm not really old enough to get a resume, but STILL!

Also, forgive me for not putting that accent on 'e' in resume. I was too lazy to open Microsoft Word or even Character Map, for that matter.


http://www.box.net/shared/5t0gxk0tom


Now, if you are a miser and don't want to upload 25 KBs, then it's okay. Save that precious bandwidth, you puny squirrel!

P.S.: Hyperlinks are fun! See.. like THIS!

The second one: Please, PLEASE don't gimme dumb suggestions. Okay? Okay. I made it I just cos wanted to. No constructive critisicm TOO, people!

A frog or an alien?

You know, long ago, my mum got me rubber bands. Yes, rubber bands. And I never wore them cos there were two frogs made on each one of them, which wasn’t something I really liked.

So, one fine day, I ran outta rubber bands and I HAD to wear the frog-rubber band. So, I just made a normal pony tail and went to my friend’s house. And my friend immediately notices my rubber band and this is the conversation that takes place.. =D
Her: Whats that alien-like thing yer wearing?
Me: I ran outta rubberbands. I HAD to wear this one.
Her: But.. what IS it?
Me: It’s a frog, apparently. There were 5 different colours, though!
Her: Nahi. It looks like an alien to me.. with those EYES. :o
Me: Nahi NA! It’s a frog, believe you me, I have around a zillion rubber bands of the same type at home.
Her: No way. It IS an alien.

And we were arguing whether it was an alien or a frog... :\

So, YOU tell me. Is this an alien or a frog? =D

Who cares?

That’s TEH one phrase I keep saying all the time. It’s like.. “do you want some juice?” and I’ll be like, “Yeah sure, who cares?”

See. I know it sounds VERY retarded, but I Cant help it. IT just comes outta my mouth. I used to say “whatever” RIGHT after K3G released. Heh. Remember, Kareena and her whatevers? =D


Not just when it comes to, well, food. ANYTHING. Like, “have you don’t the homework?” and I’ll be like, “nope. Who cares?”

My friend commented on this “who cares” thingy once. We were talking about my other friends crush and about how HE has a gf and.. it’s a long story. But then, I was lie, “he has a gf, he doesn’t have a gf. Who cares?” and my friend was like “[insert the other friends name] cares!! She wants you to find out!” and I’ll be like, “yawm, who cares?”

Well, okay, no more ‘who cares’ examples, but, like, I’ll go sleep now. Who cares? xD