That one kid. Gah. :/

So.. There’s this cute little kid in my bus, who, *apparently* bugs the teacher (who travels in the bus). She bugged her SO much that the teacher made her the “bus monitor” (get the point? To get RID of her.. bleh.) and now the kid hangs out right at the back of the bus which is where we seniors “hang out”.. we DON’T sit (ofCOURSE we wont!).. and the kid apparently had to roam around in THAT part of the bus where the teacher wasn’t present and then write the names of those who were standing and not sitting.

This kid and me had the following conversation (edited, a BIT)

Kid: Didi!! Aap baith jao!
Me: Huh. Kyun?
Kid: Arre! Aap bas baitho! Nahi baithoge to aapka naam likh dungi!
Me: Oh. Err. Jo bhi. Mereko baithne ka mann nahi hai.
..
Me: bache yaar, school to bas aane hi waala hai, chhodo na. :]
Kid: Nahi naa! Aap baitho nahi to aapka naam likh dungi!
Me: achha, baithti hun, but bas thodi der mein. Ab aap jao. :]

The kid went away.
I didn’t sit down. -_-

So this kind of a conversation took place for, like, 3 days. The kid had this small spiral notepad like thing in which she wrote the names.

So, like, yesterday, she approaches me with the book and pencil in hand, and is like:

Her: didi, aap baith jao nahi to aapka naam likh dungi
This other kid with her: haan didi! Aapko pata hai, usne aapka naam kal bhi likh diya tha!

Me: .. (Now, I wasn’t in a mood to reason with this kid. I jus snatched the notebook from her hand, the pencil too)

So, I took it and I scribbled my name in the next five pages. And then, I was like:

Me: Mai baithne nahi waali, toh aap abhi se hi mera naam likh lo. :
The kid: *silent*

=D

I’m still sucha kid, ain;t I? =D

So whatever. I attended guitar class. My aunt came over and I tried to play the guitar. Except that I played it SO bad that she, like, sneaked out of the room. See. I told you. No, I told HER. She jus WOULDN’T believe me. HA!
I was tryna tune my guitar today, TOO. Heh. XD
Well, apart from that.. its Saturday. My exams are approaching. The end (no, I DON’T wanna talk about that! I wasted a WEENEND! Like, I didnt even READ my book! :o)

~ hA! I promise I’ll not waste my weekends. I’ll read goodie goodie books. Mwhahahaha. I love that. =D

Oh WAIT! I forgot! Whoa.. we had school today. SCHOOl on a saturday is a complete no-no, but anyways. It SUCKED. Ugh. Guess why? Coz there were ONLY 4 students. I was one of 'em. Boo-hoo.
****
Four students! That was IT! :
I was like, okay, till I realized that none of MY friends were there. We had pseudo-fun nevertheless. The teachers DID teach stuff too. Yeah. GAWD. We were like, COUNTING the seconds till the bell rang. We realized that we were HIGHLY incapable of having fun – heyy! What dya expect from 4 people who belong to different groups? To be like, oooh lets have fun. Okay that sounded lame, but then, here were two other bandis from this other class who were roaming around like bhootniyan.. I mean, GETALIFE! All they did was roam around.. and, err.. I just cant explain. Theres a lot more to it, heh. No comments. :/
No no, not WAISA wala matlab. Just in case. :]

Haha. Okay, I jus CANT tell you about school. It’s just TOO boring. Oh WAIT, I already did! :]

~ Haffun. What else am I supposed to say? That its raining outside? Yeah!! It IS! Woohoo! I’ma go out! :]

OMGG xD

I just cant HELP typing this, but my friend has a crush on this new guy at school. !

******** (it’s supposed to be a line, you dimwit!)

Now, I’d HAVE been like that NOW also, except that my friend has TOTALLy gone overboard with the crush thingy. Lets cal this guy ABC and hullo! She talks about him, breathes ABC, eats ABC. Uhh. Well, anyways. I got REALLY mad at her today and decided to ignore her for a change. And guess WHY she likes him? Cos.. err, they have the same religion or something. Something as vague and dumb as that. She was dumb enough to check his bag (how UNcool!) and she ALSO blamed me, saying ki I wasn’t even TRYIng to help her in any way. Oh yeah?

Well. So.. anyways, this new guy, oh hell, every single person likes him. HEY, not me! I cant see that thing in him, although hes a nice nice wala human being. Kinda. Oh well, LOL, a bit brainy too. But no comments, I’m talking about my friend here, not him. :/

So she goes on and on about how he *apparently* gave her a NIIICe si smile when she walked past him and all that stuff, which makes me GIGGLE, btw. But this didn’t. I jus rolled my eyes and was like, “so?”

So yeah. And then I decided to tell her straight on that she was going a bit too weird on the ABC issue, like, this might be the thousandth time I;m telling her this and she was like, OMG I cant believe YOU are saying this, I thought u’d be the most helpful one and I’m like, “yes man I’m tryna be helpful but too much of anything is good for nothing, remember the golden saying?”
Her: yeah whatever
Me: *rolls eyes*

~ SO yeah. Whatever.

HA! August the 19th. Is that correct?

And so I’m back. Not the ‘bck’ wala back, its the B-A-C-K wala back! =D
So yeah. Yay for me. No, not the feeka wala. YAY. XD

Well, its just that my internet wasn’t working for SO many days. I got to see the bad, er, (apparently) side of.. er, life. =D
So anyways, I think I’ll start about how school was, today. Heh. In two words - Pretty normal.
A few teachers wanted me to submit a few notebooks, which, OBVIOUSLY, I couldn’t, taking into account the fact that I was watching Big Boss the day before. And Fear factor (hindi version) too. And didn’t study and went to sleep early, kinda. =D
So I joined this new activity class called ‘Personality Development’
So, the teacher there talks about etiquette
She told us about how we aren’t supposed to keep the toilet seats up and all until a student asked what’d a person do if he had the Indian style thingy in his house. Well, no comments. The teacher SUCKED. I was DYING to get outta the class. Ring BELL, RING!

Oh by the way my REALLY good friend has a HUUUGE crush on ANOTHER reealli good friend, and btw,these really good friends don’t know each other. And, well, I’m like, the cupid. Weird, huh? Well, not. I’m TEH one, the person who tells the other person about this one persons crush, with their approval, ofcourse. I’m not the chugli-karne-waali-bandi types. Oh, and I’m not a broker! Commitment isn’t marriage, for Gods sake!

So, uh. Then I got to know about this huge panga that’s happened in school and about how I *apparently* missed it cos I was in the Personality Development class. (HEY! It wasn’t even my First choice. Adult literacy was. But then, they cancelled the activity and gardening doesn’t interest me and clay modeling = getting yer hands dirty)
Theatre. Bah. Need I say more?

So school got over and turns out ki there wasn’t any space left in the bus. (hey! ONE kid takes over three seats. Gah!) .. I got this kiddie-chocolate from one of the generous kids. They call me baingan (brinjal) prolly cos I’m fat AND dark. But hey, don’t go by THEIR choice of names! They call the skinniest girl kaddu (pumpkin).. so yeah. XD

Well I have tuition too. Accounts sucks, period. I mean, theres just TOO much work.

And oh, I like the following songs:
* Khuda Jaane (bachna Ae Hasino – aaj release ho ra hai!!)
* Ahista Ahista Bachna ae hasino)
* Talli (ugly aur pagli)
* Jee karda (Singh is Kinng)
Then theres this other song, Teri ore, from dunno which movie. Sung by Shreya Goshal, its simply AMAZING.

Well, all these songs, these are just temporary playlist-hits. I mean, I’m prolly gonna get jaded and not listen to them ever again. Abhi ke liye to yahi hain.

I’m ALSO trying to learn Punjabi (ergo the thing for jee karda) =D

Heh. Well, August the 19th was prolly a normal day in my normal life. Heh.

But wait. I got two anonymous calls. SO that makes my day less normal. =D

~ I guess its time. For me to go sleep, that is. Pray that my day goes well tomorrow, okay? ESPECIALLY cos I have school tomorrow (HEY! every 11th grader HAS to come! :)
Heh. And a Double Heh.

11th grade, here I come!

No, I’ve already arrived. I mean, started 11th grade. Lemme tell you what it is like – HELL. Although I’ve never been to hell, I’m PRETTY much sure that hell = 11th grade. People who developed the 11th grade course should be fed to elephants.
Or dingoes.  Whatever.  

Of course, me being ME, I decided to be a stubborn little tick and not take up science. Well, its not like that. It’s just that I thought I wouldn’t have to study a lot if I didn’t take science. Except that I was TOTALLY wrong. SO wrong, that I wanna go back just a few months and take science and join an institute and all.

I mean, commerce uber-sucks. Actually, I think studies suck, as a whole. And I’m not even trying my best. Infact, right now apart from typing all this, I’m worrying about how I’m gonna finish the chapter, homework, more homework and ofcourse all my Pending work.
Thinking about all the work makes me think about all my RESOLUTIONS for the year 2008. You know, those empty ones that every other makes just for the sake of Making resolutions.
a) I’m SO gonna get off orkut and facebook and yahoo too.
b) I’m so gonna start talking on the phone less – landline and cell phone, both.
c) See point b), you’ll know why I resolved to never run out of balance
d) I’ll never run out of my internet bandwidth, which, to be precise, is a meager 400 mb.
e) I’ll study hard no matter what
f) I’ll complete my homework on time and also take time out for my guitar classes
g) I’ll start eating healthy AND exercising or atleast walking
h) I gotta stop day dreaming and start DOING stuff, u know, like, in reality. Otherwise, its like that huge castle in the air in yer dreams and when u get up, *PLOP* it bursts and yer sweet little dream is gone. Heh.
i) I gotta start doing well at school. I mean, okay, I’m just a mediocre student but everyone has such high expectations! I mean, dudes! Getalife!
j) I wanna start swearing. And I havta confess, its coz everyone swears and it sounds so cool. I hope I start swearing soon and get over it sooner.
k) Start reading the newspaper


Oh wait, those are my 11 resolutions. My 12th resolution – to blog REGULARLY.

Ofcourse, there is a never-ending how-to-improve-my-life AND make-it-efficient list. But then, its infinite so I really can’t list it out here. I think people will, like, EASILY fall asleep.

Oh by the way, I’ve decided to be, like, anonymous. Of course, a few people WILL identify me, cos this is the way I type, and well, if not unique, its Distinct, atleast.


~ There you go. My second post gets over. Heh. Shall I yay? Cos I yay for everything. So yeah, YAY. =D

Yes. Cheer for me.

Heh. So I start with this entirely new blog today. Ta-ha. Cheer for me? Well, word documents are almost Always better than notepads; they just ARE – cos I’m typing in one right now.

Just so you know a few facts about me,
* I’m not an avid blogger; infact, I have this thing for posting ONCE in like a month, maybe a year too. If I stay here for too long, maybe it’ll turn out to be the twice-in-a-leap-year types.
* Heh. I’m here to rant about life, never-ending work pressures, tests every other week, and stuff like that. It’s normal now, except that I haven’t managed to get used to it. It’s.. hard.
* So, I’m like, < 20-something (don’t worry, I cant even fool netizens, I have a 9 year old’s brain, so even the craziest moron out there won’t even Think of believing me if I say that I’m a 20 year old. Gah. )
* I CAN procrastinate, I love being all informal. I also love being ME, but ya know, it doesn’t work out (even remotely) nicely all that often.
* Well, I’ll ALSO lament about how bad life is, about how content-less my posts are AND about how I’ve started reading a new book! Yay.
* Oh, just so I don’t forget, this is also going to be a place to rant about my crushes and about how half- my crushes dont even glance at me and the ones that do are repelled by my weird nature and all. Heh.
* Last. I have a dictionary in my computer, oh it’s a thesaurus too, so everytime I want a synonym, I just look it up.

JUST incase you start wondering where I get so many synonyms from. Infact, I don’t think you can even identify those synonyms – those are everyday-words that only I look up. I’m so Not jobless but then, I like searching for the most Appropriate word.

~ And so my first post ends.