September 12, 2008

Jhand. Wo bhi hindi mein. XD

NOTE: this post is almost entirely in hindi. :P

Yaar, meri jhand hoti rehti hai. Buri waali. Ab, I'm not gonna give examples, but.. well, mai bass khud pe hass rahi thi.. yeh sochke, ki jhand KITNI hoti hai meri.
mereko toh yeh bhi nahi pata ki jhand ko kya kehte hain english main. Ab samjh aaya yeh post hindi mei kyun hai?

Also, I'd like to talk about gaaliyan. It was one of my resolutions, to start swearing. I'm failing miserably.
Gaaliyan to door ki baat hai.. mai to 'saala' bhi theek se nahi bol paati. Hmm. Patani ladke kahan se gaaliyan dedete hain, mazze mein. Sigh.

Heh. Jhand ke baat se yeh ek conversation yaad aaya, dost ke saath:

Me: Yaar, mera blog padh! MAST hai! Atleast aise do teen log toh kehte hain. B-)
Her: *after 5 minutes* itna mast hai to kisine COMMENT hi kyun nahi kiya?
Me: :| I dunno, kuch comment karne ko milta hi nahi hoga. :|
Her: Hatt. MAtlab tera blog boring hai. Mai ni padd rahi. BOO!
Me: ERRRR. Okay. XD

SEE! SeeSeeSee!!? Sigh.

Phir, at this vodafone outlet, I was tryna find out why my memory card was.. err, not opening.

The guy: (to someone else) kitne ka recharge?
Me: (assuming that he was talking to me): Nahi, recharge nahi, memory card mei koi problem hai.
The guy: (looks at me as if I'm stupid): Aapse nahi bola
Me: OH. :s
*in the most UN-audible-est voice EVERR* sorry.

SEEE!

Ab mereko gussa aa ra hai, apne aap pe. Sigh.


~ LOL. Yaar, zindagi hi jhand hai.

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Anonymous said...

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Deepak said...
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Deepak said...

*comments on the blog*

in your face stupid friend X(

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Rhetorical Rhymester said...

@ vishnu: HEh. Thanks for the comment! And aap POORE tareeke se sahi ho.. pata nahi kahan kahan pe kaise words ka use hota hai. But mai kabhi achhi nahi thi hindi mei, so vyakaran and stuff like that have NO meaning for me. Heh. =D =D

Thanks for comment, Vishnu jee! :)

Rhetorical Rhymester said...

Thanks for the comment, Richa. :)

And Deepak.. YAY!! ThankYOU! I'm no longer mad at you. Even though you didnt like my caller tune. Ga-ha. HAffun. XD

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Nice Nice... XD
I was goin through random blogs and when i landed on yours i felt like it was a cooler version of mine so ended up reading all the posts :P
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Sleepy Wabbit said...

I went thourhg yer blog, but I lost interest cos it was pretty confusing. Thanks for the comment, though. I COULD make out that yer in college, though. Isnt engineering tough as hell? =D

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